A strong word? Yes, of course. However, many things that I say I hate, I truly do. Want an example? Spiders. No, wait. I don't just hate spiders - they disgust me and I am afraid of them. I can't even apologize to any spiders that may actually be intelligent enough to read this. Why? Because it's true. It is NOT natural to have eight legs! Or even six!!! Seriously. Two or four is ENOUGH!!! Which brings me to the next thing I hate - ants. They are just -shudders-. They crawl everywhere and eat your food! It can't possibly get any worse, right? Nuh-uh! They friggen BITE too!!! Seriously, what is wrong with this picture!! My food belongs to be and they can go scavenge somewhere else.

Now, why would I bring this up? Quite simple really. It's spring. And what comes out during the spring? Bugs. With bugs come spiders. NOT a good mix when you are me. Which you're not. So why would you care? How would I know? I'm not the one sitting at my computer reading this! (Nope, I'm writing it! Because I am venting and have no one to vent on about this simple word and what it ensues.)

See, this is why I like summer and winter. Could we skip over fall and spring? In summer and winter, the bugs don't bug me. (Sorry, I did not mean to word it like that...Well, not really.) In winter, the bugs are in the GROUND. In summer, they're OUTSIDE. During the fall, the damn things are trying to get INSIDE to get out from the cold. During the spring, they're trying to get INSIDE to get out from the rain... I can't win, can I? Therefore, I request we delete spring and fall. Or maybe I'll just hibernate during those two seasons....